My cat looks like a rotisserie chicken.


this is my favorite video of the year so far

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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Got a figure like a pinup,
Got a figure like a doll.
Don’t care if you think I’m dumb,
I don’t care at all.
Candy bear sweetie pie, wanna be adored.
I’m the girl you’d die for.

I’ll chew you up and I’ll spit you out
Cause that’s what young love is all about.
So pull me closer, and kiss me hard
I’m gonna pop your bubblegum heart

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